The 10 Commandements of Parrot Ownership
The 10 Commandements of Parrot Ownership:
1- Be nice to parrots
2- Don't make parrots wait for anything they request, this only makes them mad.
3- Don't interrupt a parrot's schedule with your own, this also makes them mad.
4- Give parrots everything they ask for in an expedient manner. If you don't, yep, they get mad.
5- Never frustrate a parrot in any way. You guessed it, they get mad.
6- Only give parrots delicious, nutritious food. Yeah, yeah the mad thing again.
7- Give parrots lots of expensive toys to tear up or reject. Blah, blah, blah – mad.
8- Never punish or attempt to punish a parrot for pooping on the carpet, this makes them extraordinarily mad.
9- Don't inhibit a parrot's insanely loud vocalization. This will frustrate them and (do I need to tell you this again?) they get mad.
10- Obey all rules – if you don't ...
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